If your parents or your school didn’t want you to see President Barack Obama’s back-to-school address, he had a backup plan.
Conservative parents and schools ’round the country were ticked off that Barack wanted to tell their kids to stay in school. That was mostly because they suspected he was trying to get them to switch sides of the aisle. Well, there’s one place they can’t ban Barack: the Internet.
In a little-known pre-address to students, he offered them a little bad advice that might let them see the speech that all the kids on the playground would be talking about the next day.
— Sonya Eskridge