Karrine Steffans blasts hubby

    Karrine Steffans is tired, tired, tired of married life and she’s letting everyone know about her unsatisfying sex life.

    Just months after sharing pics of her most recent wedding and putting post-coital videos on her website, the former vixen took to Twitter to talk about what’s really going on in her marriage.

    Who could have guessed that she’s the bringing home all the bacon and frying it up?!  Karrine, who feels she is entitled to a powerful man, complains that her hubby doesn’t even have his own ride. In short, she feels like she married a scrub that is sapping her greatness!

    "Alone, I am a superhero. With you, I am a mere mortal," Karrine stated Tuesday on Twitter. "You deplete me. I’m tired of being your upgrade. We are not equally yoked. You really deserve someone more basic." And by "basic," Karrine suggested that her man hook up with the girl who bags their groceries because "that’s more your speed."

    Karrine’s really not feeling the fact that he can’t supply her with any of the luxuries she’s come to enjoy over the years. "I’m tired of pretending your mediocracy is okay with me. I’m tired of pretending I don’t miss G650′s," she wrote. "I’m [tired] of pretending you’re not a burden. I’m tired of pretending I don’t deserve a f-cking BOSS! I’m tired of you driving my car."

    Although the author is also tired of "paying for everything" and pretending her man is "more than a bum," the main point of contention reall seems to be that her hubby is not measuring up in the bedroom!

    "I’m tired of pretending your d-ck isn’t the smallest d-ck I’ve ever seen in my life. Cuz it is. I’m tired of pretending I have a headache every time you wanna fuck," Karrine wrote, confessing that she’s gone outside of the marriage for some loving. "I’m tired of pretending your favorite rapper didn’t just beat it up on Friday."

    In fact, most of Karrine’s rant that was delivered one sentence at a time, focused on how she feels her boo needs to step up his sexual game. "I’m tired of going elsewhere for head," she complained. "I’m tired of moaning when I can’t feel anything!I’m tired of having to think about someone else to get off. I’m tired of having to lock my phone when you’re around.

    According to her rant, she can’t stand the sight or touch of her husband. "I hate your whole face. I’m tired of acting like the sex is good," she tweeted. "I hate when you roll all the way over onto my side of the bed to hold me. I’m over here for a reason."

    Later Karrine denied that she was ranting about the man she married. I never once mentioned my husband. I can’t deny or confirm that fact, not on twitter. All I can do is continue writing my next book," she tweeted, without throwing out the popular excuse that her account had been hacked. 

    It’s also interesting to note that Karrine has made no moves to pull down the dubious tweets because it’s all in the name of entertainment.

    "This book can be fiction or non-fiction. So can these tweets. You can’t be sure &, as an author, this is part of my job. To just entertain," Karrine stated before telling her followers not to put so much stock into her online actions. "It would be best advised that you don’t take the internet or everything I say & do so seriously. We’re all just having fun here. Enjoy!"
     

     

     

    —Sonya Eskridge

     

     

     

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