Blue Ivy Carter can’t speak yet, but here’s some stuff she might say when she gets older.
The sh*t people say meme has resurfaced for another round! Although Beyonce’s baby just turned 1, StyleBlazer.com commemorated her birth by looking down the road to see what phrases might be in her everyday lexicon…you know, when she’s old enough to speak (and drink legally).
As StyleBlazer imagines it, she’ll be well-versed in throwing shade at the offspring of her parents famous friends. However, she won’t be as well acquainted with her personal roots.
—Sonya Eskridge
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